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Avast ye Hearties!
Welcome to the Interport home of RootJack, the Pirate's most delicious alternative to the bane that is known as Scurvy!
Rest ye squiffy boots and hear the tale'O Cap'n Astrea Valentine and her magical elixir what kept the crew healthy and n'er put one foot in the locker.
Rootjack will not only balance out yer four humors, you'll step lively and spot futher than you even thought possible. Thar's pow'er in this draught. It's as if Neptune hiself portioned it out.
RootJack's a tasty Root Beer with a hint of Orange flavor, Guarana to liven yer step, and Vitamin C to keep scurvy in check.
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