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Pirate Drinks

If ye be not 21 years old yet, venture not further. We do not want your mind muddled with things you should not consume. RootJack is a wonderful drink in its own right, and you should wax poetic about the wonders of pirate energy, the sea breeze through your hair, and the highs that only a life of youthful freedom can bring. Yarrr.

Sunrise O'er the Gunwalls
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Vodka*
1oz Triplesec*
1oz Cranberry Juice

Squiffy & Wench
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Rum*
2oz Butterscotch Schnapps*

Dead Pirate's Float
1 Bottle RootJack
2 Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
2oz Rum* (optional)

RootJack Hammock
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Coconut Rum*
1oz Banana Liqueur*

RootJack Eclipse
1 Bottle RootJack
1oz Vodka*
1oz Peach Schnapps*
2oz Creme de Cacao*

*Avast ye' Hardies!
Drink smartly. Only squiffy lubbers feel the black spot from their jolly grog.

These drinks are large, in fact they be large enough to share. Make a pirate friend and share yer favorite drink.

RootJack Bumboo
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Spiced Rum*
1 Cinnamon Stick
Sprinkle of Nutmeg

RootJack Plank Walker
1 Bottle RootJack
1oz Whisky*
1oz Coffee Liqueur*

Shiver Me RootJack
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Peppermint Schnapps*
1oz Vodka*

RootJack Cooler
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Spiced Rum*
1oz Grenadine
1oz Lime Juice

Crow's Nest
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Jagermeister*

RootJack should always be served icy cold, even when used as a mixer.

RootJack Rum Punch
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Spiced Rum*
1oz Grenadine
1oz Pineapple Juice

RootJack SpyGlass
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Tequila*
2oz Pina Colada Mix

RootJack Keelhaul
1 Bottle RootJack
1oz Spiced Rum*
2oz Cinnamon Schnapps*

RootJack Port Royal
1 Bottle RootJack
2oz Port*

Avast matey! Did ye know Root Jack makes an awesome marinade? Pour a bottle of Root Jack in with your steaks and let them sit anywhere from an hour to a day in your ice box.

Irish RumJackChata
4oz RootJack
3oz Rumchata*
4drop Green Food Color
stir w/ Cinnamon Stick
(stirs thick like a shake)

RootJack Mast Head
2oz Vodka*
1Tbls Grenadine
1Tbls Chocolate Syrup
(Shake Thoroughly)
Add 6oz RootJack
stir w/ Cinnamon Stick

RootJack Vanilla Mist
2oz Vanilla Vodka*
1 bottle RootJack
(Submitted by Mystykal)

RootJack Black Spot
"Darkest drink known to man"
2oz or more Kraken Rum*
1 bottle RootJack
(by popular demand)

*Avast ye' Hardies!
Drink smartly. Only squiffy lubbers feel the black spot from their jolly grog.



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